Lore Transmission
Meet the Roadster
One normal Tesla Roadster hit terminal velocity, laughed at gravity, and decided Earth finance was too slow for its orbit-sized ego.
It slingshotted past moon-bois, found a glowing Solana lane, and inhaled cosmic fuel straight from meme space — zero brakes, maximum launch.
Then came the crash-landing: dead center on pump.fun, sparks everywhere, degens cheering, ticker forged in orbit heat and bad decisions.
Now CFTR is the street-legal currency of chaos: built for speed, powered by jokes, and permanently allergic to boring charts.
